You should see how adorable a box looks on him, too. Smack, smooch!
Earlier in the day, Scarlett and Merrick were fussing over me on the couch. Think you've got a head cold? Sorry, sistah. I own this lament.
All of a sudden, Scarlett says, "Merrick! Let's get naked and play that game again!"
They start stripping.
Turns out 'that game' is chasing each other in order to generate agonizing noise for further pounding headache--and 'naked' meant underwear for Scarlett.
Not my baby. I still get me some butt cheek.