Please take a big historic breath.
I have broken every single chain letter I've ever received, even the ones that threatened dire consequences or promised big return.
Now, I'm participating in a meme--thanks, Laura. That 'thanks' was fully loaded.
Meme? I first saw this word in October, right after I started blogging. Does one write a meme? Participate in a meme? Create? Here's a helpful little blog about memes. Blog. Meme. Tag.
Who created this vocabulary? Where's the sustenance to these words, some syllabic punch?
Here we go:
If I were an ice cream I'd be sherbet because I can't follow rules.
If I were a fried food I'd be tempura. Does that count?
If I were an extreme sport I'd be . . . what are my options here? Anybody know anything about this?
If I were a retail store I'd be Bergdorf Goodman. Of course.
If I were a vegetable, I'd be daikon radish, tart and tangy that will do your body good.
If I were a fruit, I'd be a cashew. . . that's right. The cashew or caju is native to Brazil and the thing we call a nut? The seed of a fruit.
If I were a building I'd be the Statue of Liberty and starting letting the tired and weary back in.
If I were a car, I'd be a sturdy blue Volvo wagon, circa 1990.