At the breakfast table, John comes across the following headline:
"Washoe, chimp who signed words, dies at 42.
Female knew 250 words, taught others."
The monkey got four columns.
"A bigger obituary than I'll get," sighs John. "Trumped by a monkey."
Hey, you and one billion others.
2 comments:
Tell John as soon as he can talk monkey, he'll get more columns than Washoe!
"This is the oppressor's language
yet I need it to talk to you."
A. Rich
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