And if you know her son in real life, let's just keep this between us, okay?
The disadvantage of having a very smart child is that he can do research online regarding Major Parental Health and Well-being Decisions.
Stryker: "MOM! Did you know there are viable alternatives to the Rapid Palatable Expander AKA Torture Device currently attempting to kill me inside of my own mouth!" With that, he handed the Matron FOUR peer-reviewed academic studies presenting alternate expanding methods to the RPE; three of those studies dismissed the RPE as the lazy dentist's cheap fallback.
For the record, Stryker is going to the University of Minnesota Dental Clinic. Can you say best practices? Training the future?
Still. The Matron has those papers for further late night reading. While her poor guy wastes away in front of her, unable to do more than slurp down gogurt.
On the other front? Scarlett's agency called to say that she's in the running for the iCarly commerical; they're still narrowing down to that magic constellation of 11 and 12 year old girls.
And Merrick still can't read.