Today's post was a special treat -- in which Heather Armstrong mentioned both her assistant and her new lawn furniture.
This gave the Matron pause. You see, neither Heather nor her husband, John have a job. Well, they do have a job: it's Heather's life. Her life --and writing about it--not only supports four human beings and two dogs, it has now acquired new lawn furniture and an assistant.
Jeez Louise. The Matron just got $29.72 from BlogHer. Her life can't even support her peanut habit. That's probably because she is the MATRON and says things like Jeez Louise. More than once.