Instead of a traditional birthday party, Scarlett was prone to pack food for at Feed My Starving Children. Let the Matron amend that she would volunteer at this fine organization again in a heartbeat. They were competent and goal-driven. A group of 70 volunteers packed over 9,000 meals in just 50 minutes. By 2010, the organization will be up to 100 million meals distributed throughout the planet. Wow.
He whispered in the Matronly ear: "Hey! I'm going to go and do the prayer thing but only I'm going to stand up and hoot 'JIHAD' at the end, sorta like 'GO TEAM!'"
She rapdily became a Christian, Muslim, Jew, and Oprahite, praying to anyone.
He came up to his mama, all glint and grin.
"Mom. I can't tell you how much fun I'm going to have messing with you the next five years."
She wishes she made this stuff up!