Here's the outstanding post about bullying, per the Matronly request.
Patty -- You win tickets to "Mean." Send me your mailing address at email@example.com. Easier to use this address. Yours truly will deliver the goods but the show closes a week from Sunday so we need to be quick.
And in amazing, untoward and somewhat strange turn of events, the Matron and her family have been asked to audition for "Minute to Win It." This is a strange reality television show. Let's just say 'strange' and 'reality television' belong together.
It turns out the casting director saw Mean, Scarlett's latest show, and asked all of the actors to audition. The Matron is about ready to throw herself over a bridge at the thought, but everyone else in the family is already on a plane to California.
People, this involves juggling things on your tongue. So much for brain power . . . .