Monday, May 4, 2009

In which Christianity Takes a Hit



Remember Satan's Familiar? He of Cloven Paw and steel stomach? The Matron is certain he is here to remind her of Theological Shortcomings, All Type. You see, yesterday? That damn dog climbed on the table featured in above photo and ate the remnants of this (times 3):





Yellow Peeps, Reeses eggs, and Cadbury bunnies -- all in the Belly of the 15 lb Beast. And the Matron did what she has done before (although she can't find the post to link it!). She stood with ipecac in hand, pondered -- and decided to let nature take its course.

Of course, Satan Ruled. The dog lives to Eat, Poop and Escape again.
She's sure her pagan approach to Christian Holidays -- all Buddha and karma but 'Hey! There's Santa!' is messing with the theological ecosystem. Sorry, God-Oprah-Allah-Buddha-Yahweh-Universe.
But next time could you descend locusts? Walk in the park after the past two years of Dog Bodily Fluid, All Sort.

6 comments:

smalltownmom said...

I know next to nothing about dogs, but always heard that chocolate was toxic for them. So this dog? Frightens me.

Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said...

You know what they say: Only the good die young.

;-)

Lynda said...

I swear SF is our Greta reincarnated!

The Gossamer Woman said...

According to the statistics, he ought to be dead by now.

Who asked you? said...

I love that you lumped Oprah in with the other deities. Around our house we jokingly (half seriously) say "Hey is she what those christians refer to in the book of Revelations as the antiChrist." We call her the antiOprah.

Professor J said...

what's not to love about a dog with cloven paw and steel stomach?