Here is the Matron's life, a Friday morning before school. Over oatmeal (Matron) and Cocoa Krispies (Merrick).
Merrick: "Did you and Dad sign a prenup?"
Matron: "What!? Why in the world are you asking?"
Merrick: "Because if something goes wrong with that colon-thing today, who gets me and Scarlett?"
Matron: "I think you're talking about a will -- and I'm not going to die during a colonoscopy. And Dad's not dying today, either. A prenuptial agreement is when you agree who gets what in a divorce, before you even get married. "
Merrick: "Okay then. How about the prenup thing? How did you split up kids?"
Matron: "We don't have one We didn't split up children."
Merrick: "Then who goes where when you get divorced?"
Matron: "We're not getting divorced."
Merrick: "What about if you both die?"
Matron: "Honey, why these questions today?"
Merrick: "I was thinking there are LOTS of ways I could be cut loose here and I want to know my options."
Day in the life.
7 comments:
I've said this before, and I'll say it again. He's going to be a lawyer, that one.
Oh, I know I shouldn't laugh....but I'm unable to help it.
Ha ha! So nice to know he is concerned about the outcome of your test.
I just love this! Wants to know his options! It had me laughing outloud.
Adore how that kid processes the world. He's a thinker. And a dealer.
The kid is amazing!
In my growing up years, it was important to know which parent (they separated a few times before divorcing) and then we needed to know all about the "alternate guardian."
He is such a card. This cracks me up!
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