And the Christmas tree keeps falling down, meaning the massive new dog in the house eats all the candy canes and then starts on the ornaments. Peeing on the fallen tree is also tempting and sometimes an option.
Matron to John: "Our children haven't even set foot in a church. This is insane! The tree keeps falling. God does exist and he's punishing me!!"
John: "No, the tree stand is unstable. You are too."
Matron: "I'm a product of my culture."
John: "Please clue me into what culture that is so I can steer away the children."
But otherwise, all is good.
More tomorrow -- and she wishes everyone well in your own end-of-the-year solstice, Christmas, post-Chanuka, Kwanza, pre-tax season frenzy.
4 comments:
Must you mention tax season? I am still awaiting the arrival of one final gift, and have not wrapped a single thing. Though the wrapping will be the work of a single evening.
I hear you. At least you didn't decide to fall ill for the past 8 days - I'm telling you, it lends an exciting air of uncertainty to the season.
As for me, I've never really been tempted to pee on a Christmas tree. Should that be added to the bucket list?
Our trees don't get pee'd on, but they are known to emit growling noises from the unsociable cat who takes up residence in the branches. Can you imagine if we combined homes?
John: "No, the tree stand is unstable. You are too."
Matron: "I'm a product of my culture."
John: "Please clue me into what culture that is so I can steer away the children."
rotflmho! love it.
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