John: "Did you buy wine? It looks like the wine rack is full."
Matron: "I am committed to wine, butter, and cheese. All else can fall by the wayside. Just check out the pound of aged cheddar in the fridge-- not to mention the organic, antibiotic-free butter in the freezer. All is well."
John: "Oh my God -- can I rip off my clothes and carry you to the bedroom right now?"
Matron: "Absolutely not. There are no children in the house and I have big plans for the butter and cheese."
7 comments:
Eek! I'm covering my eyes as I type!
I could be committed to those things, too, but my husband wouldn't have quite the same reaction.
I am glad you have priorities, Matron. Sex. Pfft. What was he thinking?
I have to disagree about the 'no children' time. Butter and cheese can be had before, during, or after the sex.
Bahahaha. Fabulous. That is my kind of shopping.
Snicker. Snorting lemonade out my nose - reading this too late at night for coffee. :)
I might love you.
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