Monday, June 7, 2010

Actual Conversation

John: "Did you buy wine? It looks like the wine rack is full."

Matron: "I am committed to wine, butter, and cheese. All else can fall by the wayside. Just check out the pound of aged cheddar in the fridge-- not to mention the organic, antibiotic-free butter in the freezer. All is well."

John: "Oh my God -- can I rip off my clothes and carry you to the bedroom right now?"

Matron: "Absolutely not. There are no children in the house and I have big plans for the butter and cheese."

8 comments:

MJ said...

Eek! I'm covering my eyes as I type!

kcinnova said...

I could be committed to those things, too, but my husband wouldn't have quite the same reaction.

Green Girl in Wisconsin said...

I am glad you have priorities, Matron. Sex. Pfft. What was he thinking?

unmitigated me said...

I have to disagree about the 'no children' time. Butter and cheese can be had before, during, or after the sex.

MidLifeMama said...

Bahahaha. Fabulous. That is my kind of shopping.

Cheri @ Blog This Mom!® said...

You had me at cheese. Then you had me again at no children. :-)

Daisy said...

Snicker. Snorting lemonade out my nose - reading this too late at night for coffee. :)

Magpie said...

I might love you.