John: "Did you buy wine? It looks like the wine rack is full."
Matron: "I am committed to wine, butter, and cheese. All else can fall by the wayside. Just check out the pound of aged cheddar in the fridge-- not to mention the organic, antibiotic-free butter in the freezer. All is well."
John: "Oh my God -- can I rip off my clothes and carry you to the bedroom right now?"
Matron: "Absolutely not. There are no children in the house and I have big plans for the butter and cheese."