Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Pray for Her. She's Not Kidding.

Remember the dental appointment that Satan built?

Tomorrow, the Matron's dentist is going to try again.  She dares you to click that link.   It was BAD.

At the moment, the Matron is still wearing a thick, ungainly retainer containting a fake false tooth.  Tomorrow -- from 1-3 Central Time (make a note of it) -- she will undergo a second Procedure to secure an implant and permanent 'tooth.'    Oh, how she doesn't want to bleed out and leave orphans  (John would die of grief or codependancy, she's certain).
  

Here's her plea.    Which starts with a story she told earlier on this blog.

There's Mary Kay Blakely. The Matron never forgot hearing this co-founder of Ms. Magazine give a radio interview, in which she credited communal energy as the source of her recovery from a deadly, two-week long diabetic coma.

About 20 years ago, Blakely fell into this coma. She was dying. Thank goodness she had friends like Gloria Steinem, good women friends --the very best kind -- who are inventive and loyal beyond all else! Her friends sent thousands of messages to thousands of people asking everyone to send Blakey healing energy.

Create those waves! Will her to recover! If the Matronly memory serves, these thousands focused their brain wattage and collectively envisioned Blakely's recovery simultaneously, at an allotted hour.

And Blakely woke up!

The Matron has goosebumps, just thinking about this!

So friends - from near and far.  Know that the Matron is done with the thick and ungainly retainer, the slurred word and thick mouth (for SIX MONTHS)!!   She doesn't want to bleed for an hour.  She NEEDS tomorrow's appointment to go as planned, per text book.

Shall we provide another urban legend?  Please, please think of her -- anytime from 1-3 Central -- and envision, pray, chant, beg---that the appointment is Butter, smooth as all get-out, and she emerges with a new tooth intact and a retainer in the garbage.

Did she mention she's taking a Xanax beforehand?  Or two.
 



14 comments:

Miss Grace said...

Good luck!!

Former Minnesota Maiden said...

Positive vibes are racing to you from Texas. (Don't worry, they are coming from Austin in BLUE Travis County so they won't be contaminated...) They will continue to bring you healing energy as long as you need it.

Lynda said...

I have no doubt about the power of prayer... and you'll be getting some from Houston as well. They're not color-coded. KNOW that all will be well.

The Gossamer Woman said...

I'll be commanding all that's holy to not let you bleed at that time or any other time close to it. Actually, I'm an atheist so I'll be sending you the power of my goodwill and my ancestors will send you the powers of Mother Nature.

Jennifer said...

Consider it done.
It will be butter, it will be butter, it will be butter...

Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said...

The Healing Vibes are coming your way from me.

I'll be needing them right back on the 24th though.

XOXOXOXOXOXOXO

smalltownmom said...

I am sending waves of positive dental energy from California.

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

As a fellow sufferer at the hands of all things dental and periodontal that can go wrong I will send extreme positive juju your way. And cross my fingers for good measure.

LISA WHEELER MILTON said...

Will do. Butter, butter, butter.

witchypoo said...

When Oprah comes on here, it will be the appointed time. Note that your Xanax will have kicked in by then, so you will not be stressed. I will send healing energy, and ask my guides to help your dental surgeon's hands.

Michele Renee said...

Thinking of you now.

(and startled by the word verification: pensie)

Lynda said...

It's 3:02pm Central...it went well, didn't it??

Minnesota Matron said...

Will post a regular account but you guys were AWESOME. It could not possibly have gone better!!! Thank you. I visualized all the people I know online and off, wishing me well. Love it when the universe listens!

Daisy said...

Thinking positive thoughts, and sending them West toward you.