May never be the same.
Because those moles living in the basement?
Into SCARLETT'S BEDROOM!!!
Conveniently discovered at about 10:15 pm last night, when the daughter saw a dark creature 'scurry' across the floor and into her closet. The actual real vermin existence was confirmed by John, who was in the room wrangling the family's most reliable night owl into bed.
Now, the real issue is who was more hysterical, the Matron or her theatrical offshoot. Wait! You know that phrase -- 'the apple doesn't fall far from the tree?'. This describes her household. So let's just say the daughter gave her mama a run for the money but the Matron's psychological collapse simply had more staying power.
Scarlett is now afraid to even ENTER her bedroom, let alone sleep in it. The Matron is hesitant, actually, to return home from work -- for all kinds of reasons-- but especially because she lives in a forest!
Sometimes the Matron wishes her life afforded her less blog material.