Thursday, July 24, 2008

Throwing in the Towel or Bumping Up the Goods?



Thou shalt not worship false gods, yes, yes, she knows. But the Matron is tired of her prepubescent stature and the acorn-size nipples that have replaced her once very fine rack.

Should she or shouldn't she?

And please, read below and recommend the nearest Rehab Center.

12 comments:

Green Girl in Wisconsin said...

Buy the bra and sell the dog. That's what I would do--but I'm totally selfish and vain that way.

jenontheedge said...

I'm with Green Girl -- a good bra is a necessity.

If I could share some of my, ahem, abundance with you, I absolutely could.

smalltownmom said...

Are you buying a bra or considering something more permanent?

My "girls" have sure headed south over the years.

Minnesota Matron said...

Buying the bra! The Matron is afraid of unconsciousness and silicon.

Mrs. G. said...

Bra-there are some decent ones available now that don't chafe or stab.

Memarie Lane said...

What you need is a really good bra from La (Le?) Mystere. They're frightfully expensive, but absolutely worth it. I have one, and it's the only bra I've ever had that's earned its keep. But when I'm done with babies I'm getting a surgical perkification. I am not ashamed.

Jennifer H said...

A bra is hardly ever a bad idea.

Julie said...

Go for it...and get matching panties. Guys like that! :)

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

Glad the bra/implant question is answered--everyone needs a good bra. For really great advice you need to visit Standing Still--she's the lingerie wizard.

Lynda said...

Enjoy that new bra - keep it away from Satan's Familiar!

hippyhappyhay said...

Gosh, with this hippies watermelon-like clevage any boosting would mean I'd need a periscope to see out.
Buy it Matron.

Cha Cha said...

I have recently become a devotee of The Really Expensive and Professionally Fitted Bra.

Go to Nordstrom. Let them help you. Spend the cash. You and the girls are worth it!

BTW, Le Mystere didn't do it for me, but Chantelle? Oh, yes indeed!