Yes, the family returned to city life at 9 pm on Tuesday! The Matron beat her breast against that sultry city ground!
But last night, as the vacation's evening festivities were well underway, such a scenario (involving one of her older children, you guess) transpired, that she was forced to say this, to Merrick.
"I'm sorry. You have to be 12 years old to smoke a french fry cigarette."
That Matron! Twelve years old before you can see if french fries and pizza crusts are smokable. She's certain she's setting some standards.