Merrick: "Can we buy some Create Juice?"
Matron: "Create Juice? What do you mean? There is no such thing."
Merrick: "Yes there is and my Math teacher said she's out of it. Hers ran out. She seemed super crabby about that so I thought it would cheer her up if I brought some on Monday."
Here is where the Matron must sit down and put her head on the table and bang it ever so slightly, just a few times.
Bang. Bang. Bang.
At least he's helpful. The rest demands emergency attention.