Tuesday, August 12, 2008

The Simpsonathon Day 2

By the numbers, thus far:

  • 1.5 days
  • 5 12-year old boys
  • 1 adult neighbor
  • 2 5-year old boys
  • 1 almost 10 year old girl
  • 1 12-year old gir
  • 3 bags of varying shades of Doritos
  • 6 hours of sleep 3 of the 5 12 year old boys
  • 13 4 oz cans of soda
  • 3 pizzas
  • 7 butterscotch-covered Dairy Queen cones
  • 1 Dairy Queen Fudge bar (for the Matron!)
  • 1 Chocolate cone
  • 9 bags of BBQ sunflower seeds
  • 4 tummy aches
  • 1 child in bathroom with diarrhea (and she spelled that correctly, first shot!)
  • 4 seasons and 5 episodes, witnessed
  • 234,05 trips upstairs
  • 234,06 trips downstairs
  • 1 power outage!!!
  • 20 minute forced Simpsonathon disruption, courtesy of Xcel Energy
  • 1 panicked 12-year old who nearly wept at the base of the television for those 20 minutes
  • 1 mother who understands that someone is taking himself a wee bit too seriously . . . .
  • 1 bottle of wine
  • 16 ounces of Reeses Peanut Cups eaten by
  • 1 Satan's Familiar


smalltownmom said...

Only one bottle of wine? Such control!

Our LOTR-athon is continuing. One guest. Mass quantities of Lego on the floor.

Heather said...

That dog! You'd miss him if he really did run away.

Kalynne Pudner said...

I was going to make the same flabbergasted comment that I see smalltownmom did. That's your problem, you know. Right there.

tammy said...

The Matron didn't specify (like she did for the DQ items), but I'm hoping the wine was for her?

sheila said...

I'm with everyone else. I drank 3 bottles just reading about your travails. You need more sustenance to survive all that, particularly the episode where Michael Jackson plays a large, normal man.

Anonymous said...

And I heard that familiar theme song in the background the 2 or 3 times I called my boy to see if he was ready to be pulled outa there... aren't you tired of it (the song)?

Julie said...

I'm with everyone else...one bottle of wine just doesn't seem like quite enough!

Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said...

Wow! You spelled diarrhea, first shot? I am impressed. I totally cut-and-pasted.