Thursday, January 10, 2008

Fortune 500 Offspring

Think you’ve got that entrepreneurial spirit?


When introduced to all things ejaculatory—wet dreams, masturbation, sperm—my oldest had one simple concern. “If I keep baggies by the side of the bed, can I catch the stuff and sell it to single women who want to have babies?”

He’s gonna go far in this world.

4 comments:

Type (little) a said...

SNORT!!

Melissa said...

that's hilarious

Angie said...

He has no idea how valuable it might be someday!!

Love the way kids think.

Melanie said...

Reduce, reuse, recycle.

It's not easy being green.