Thursday, January 10, 2008

Fortune 500 Offspring

Think you’ve got that entrepreneurial spirit?


When introduced to all things ejaculatory—wet dreams, masturbation, sperm—my oldest had one simple concern. “If I keep baggies by the side of the bed, can I catch the stuff and sell it to single women who want to have babies?”

He’s gonna go far in this world.

4 comments:

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