Santa's Hunky Helper Needs Spanking (Or if That's Too Much Fun, How About Nose Hair Yanked Out?)

Immediately after publishing my last post, I checked my email.

First, a message to John and me, from John's sister, letting us know that their Mom wants a new computer case for Christmas and would we buy one?

Second a message from John just to me: "I said yes. Don't we have an old case in the basement?"