tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7381811875173852585.post3388219753305234867..comments2023-11-10T02:18:23.772-08:00Comments on Minnesota Matron: In the FleshMinnesota Matronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16565431067927240183noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7381811875173852585.post-88689172767369066282008-10-05T06:08:00.000-07:002008-10-05T06:08:00.000-07:00Mine move. We call them milkshakes.Mine move. We call them milkshakes.Suburban Correspondenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11488916572135296650noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7381811875173852585.post-50732681941952451162008-10-04T23:10:00.000-07:002008-10-04T23:10:00.000-07:00Oh, no! Have you had to cork yourself down there?...Oh, no! Have you had to cork yourself down there?Jocelynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03227519811818290510noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7381811875173852585.post-29821750535398571552008-10-04T21:28:00.000-07:002008-10-04T21:28:00.000-07:00"How come hew nuwsews move? I didn't know they cou..."How come hew nuwsews move? I didn't know they could move! Youws don't, do they?"<BR/><BR/><BR/>:)Jason, as himselfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16630210317307544165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7381811875173852585.post-86001461532392637132008-10-04T19:34:00.000-07:002008-10-04T19:34:00.000-07:00When my girls were young we had a bday party for t...When my girls were young we had a bday party for the two of them and had a woman come dressed as Glinda the good witch from The Wizard of Oz. One of the little guys (about 4 1/2) told his mom on the way home when she asked how the party was "Gwenda has big bweasts" It starts young and lasts, well, forever,I fear.Pattihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17336647207100402772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7381811875173852585.post-66970058065079343202008-10-03T21:04:00.000-07:002008-10-03T21:04:00.000-07:00My mom (from whom I inherited my washboard nipples...My mom (from whom I inherited my washboard nipples, until post-cancer hormone replacement caused me to literally grow a pair, at 30) was recently heard saying, "Now that I'm in my sixties, my breasts have something they've never had before. A belly button."<BR/><BR/>Hey, at least you don't need those heavy-duty sports bras designed by the Army Corps of Engineers. 'Cause let me tell ya. A B-cup going six miles per hour for 15 miles gets really painful.thefirecathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17252139550073127683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7381811875173852585.post-90885005556247531762008-10-03T20:43:00.000-07:002008-10-03T20:43:00.000-07:00This was too cute. Sorry about the apparati issue....This was too cute. <BR/><BR/>Sorry about the apparati issue. <BR/><BR/>Somehow I have the feeling that you're the lady with the gams.JCKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04582581376724478366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7381811875173852585.post-72023766174144812832008-10-03T20:25:00.000-07:002008-10-03T20:25:00.000-07:00What he weally meant to say was, "I like yulls nuw...What he weally meant to say was, "I like yulls nuwsews better"shrink on the couchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13271891110211081990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7381811875173852585.post-76362030766562788792008-10-03T18:07:00.000-07:002008-10-03T18:07:00.000-07:00The r=w is adorable. Yesterday a child "wead" "Gw...The r=w is adorable. Yesterday a child "wead" "Gween Eggs and Ham" to me."<BR/><BR/>Good luck with your, um, apparati.smalltownmehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10857871195417461235noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7381811875173852585.post-13985242303090364182008-10-03T16:52:00.000-07:002008-10-03T16:52:00.000-07:00Oh honey. That's too funny. I have two breast me...Oh honey. That's too funny. I have two breast men myself...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com