Transcript from the breakfast table, revealing boy's quick wit and ability to side step pretty much everything that comes out of the maternal mouth. Adolescence should be fun.
Me: "Stryker, you have to practice guitar before your friends come over."
Stryker: "Oh crap."
Me: "Remember, I asked you not to say that. Please don't."
Stryker: "Can I say the 'S' word then?"
Me: "Nope."
Stryker (with feeling): "Oh, feces!"
Now that is funny.
ReplyDeleteClever Stryker might enjoy the Alternative Expletive Project:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.thescriptorium.net/aep.html
Thanks to mamabird at SurelyYouNest for leading me there. :)
Does Stryker need to borrow Tom's birthday minions?
ReplyDeleteStryker, the walking thesaurus...it's a good thing.
ReplyDeleteI love a creative kid.
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