tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7381811875173852585.post6729455006033861022..comments2023-11-10T02:18:23.772-08:00Comments on Minnesota Matron: Calgon, Take Her Away . . .Minnesota Matronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16565431067927240183noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7381811875173852585.post-89177592960919960292009-07-30T16:03:38.162-07:002009-07-30T16:03:38.162-07:00Oh my God! I can't believe I did you're i...Oh my God! I can't believe I did you're instead of your. Head. Hanging. I'm becoming a student. .Minnesota Matronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16565431067927240183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7381811875173852585.post-65242966257927049182009-07-30T14:14:46.438-07:002009-07-30T14:14:46.438-07:00remind her calmly "the show must go on" ...remind her calmly "the show must go on" and reward yourself for not slapping her silly! I could tell how upset you were by the "you're" where there should have been a "your" !!Karenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17997654957335955466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7381811875173852585.post-28699480859046503842009-07-30T13:53:35.533-07:002009-07-30T13:53:35.533-07:00I am not her parent, but I can totally see that gr...I am not her parent, but I can totally see that greenish-red. From here.<br /><br />I don't like wine, and even if I did, you may have my bottle, as well.RachelDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11204947567574886675noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7381811875173852585.post-7824594561934284622009-07-30T08:14:52.091-07:002009-07-30T08:14:52.091-07:00I'll bring my wine glass - no, wait. You deser...I'll bring my wine glass - no, wait. You deserve to drink that entire bottle without sharing.Daisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11647906900944224234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7381811875173852585.post-8051164263790725502009-07-29T20:34:41.911-07:002009-07-29T20:34:41.911-07:00Jill, I am totally cracking up. And handing you t...Jill, I am totally cracking up. And handing you the wine glass. But please don't tell me this continues at 18 --and gets worse. We didn't have parasites.Minnesota Matronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16565431067927240183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7381811875173852585.post-77738427925358121792009-07-29T17:48:45.762-07:002009-07-29T17:48:45.762-07:00Yup. Good thing you are her mom. I would have murd...Yup. Good thing you are her mom. I would have murdered her right there in the car.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7381811875173852585.post-73126298681962167262009-07-29T15:43:31.632-07:002009-07-29T15:43:31.632-07:00Wine. Stat.Wine. Stat.Jenny Gracehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12943823729806115657noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7381811875173852585.post-78656643114425063912009-07-29T15:01:15.879-07:002009-07-29T15:01:15.879-07:00Just think: in a few years, she can drive herself ...Just think: in a few years, she can drive herself to her auditions and/or rehearsals, tape and patch over 1 eye but all by herself or she can recruit a friend to drive her! The time is coming! Meanwhile, you are an incredibly supportive mom!MJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03010547516401501448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7381811875173852585.post-71208980848520636332009-07-29T14:56:55.731-07:002009-07-29T14:56:55.731-07:00I loved this story, only because I lived one simil...I loved this story, only because I lived one similar to it yesterday. My oldest daughter, who is 18 and way too old to be throwing dramatic tantrums, was complaining of having something in her eye. Much like Scarlett there was nothing there but she wasn't buying it. After everyone in the family dutifully checked her eye and came up with nothing she resorted to the internet. In a few short minutes she decided that she had cornea eating parasites.I'm not kidding. When I laughed (sorry, I couldn't help it) she told me I was going to be sorry when they had to surgically remove her eyeball. So it was off to the doctor where she was certain he would confirm her grim diagnosis. Well, not quite. Her contact had a small tear on the edge and it was scratching her eye. <br /><br />Do you have any of that wine left or should I go get my own bottle?Jillnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7381811875173852585.post-25216924440615309712009-07-29T13:19:58.292-07:002009-07-29T13:19:58.292-07:00To echo Mary Alice's comment, she'd BETTER...To echo Mary Alice's comment, she'd BETTER thank you when she holds the Oscar aloft.Jenn @ Juggling Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14455967210924573398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7381811875173852585.post-45700553670621961782009-07-29T09:06:00.521-07:002009-07-29T09:06:00.521-07:00Just wait until the hormones kick in. My non-drama...Just wait until the hormones kick in. My non-drama queen has become the biggest one ever. I am so sorry.Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10094518362234608596noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7381811875173852585.post-32485858145835175312009-07-29T06:06:47.405-07:002009-07-29T06:06:47.405-07:00One day she will thank you as she holds an Oscar a...One day she will thank you as she holds an Oscar aloft!Mary Alicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08923591889426758103noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7381811875173852585.post-1222701741549786412009-07-29T05:39:45.039-07:002009-07-29T05:39:45.039-07:00Clearly, you will be replaced by an entourage at s...Clearly, you will be replaced by an entourage at some point. One which will cater to her every whim.witchypoohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07283731244654558458noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7381811875173852585.post-49701122932554108502009-07-29T05:09:14.951-07:002009-07-29T05:09:14.951-07:00Lord, woman, have mercy on you!Lord, woman, have mercy on you!Irenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05043376053971475659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7381811875173852585.post-50054828640344242172009-07-29T04:55:11.258-07:002009-07-29T04:55:11.258-07:00You're a far better mama than I.You're a far better mama than I.Cherishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02224325261264892430noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7381811875173852585.post-36025986768438512182009-07-28T21:28:14.945-07:002009-07-28T21:28:14.945-07:00I'm glad didn't have to deal with that. I...I'm glad didn't have to deal with that. I just don't get girls. Even though I must have been one at some time. <br /><br />But in a few years you'll be hearing, "I'd like to thank the Academy" and I will still be hearing "Mom, I'm playing World of Warcraft." <br /><br />I raise my wine glass to you.smalltownmehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10857871195417461235noreply@blogger.com